so a couple nights a week I'll be roving the New York, New York, doing massage on gamblers. Wow. I'm kinda nervous, actually. But I'm sure I'll be okay! I hope so, anyway...:)
The one thing I know about Vegas: the casinos have THE best security teams in the Free World... no ifs, ands, or buts. Ergo, I wouldn't worry about personal safety. Economic safety (as in TIPS!) might be a whole 'nuther story, though. Good luck in that space, Christina. I hope the tips are large and frequent!
Trash, I don't know if your definition of "rubbing" jibes with mine...;)
Kvegas911, you bet your ass that hand sanitizer will be my friend...!
Buck, I'm really not too worried about that. Yeah, the clients will be rowdy, but in this environment I can give it right back to them; basically, I won't have to hold back so much when I want to give someone a smart-ass answer. Hopefully I'll be busy. We'll see!
DN, I'll keep you in mind for advice, as always! You know you're my hero, right?
B.R., I don't think I want to massage anyone THAT hard...;)
Thanks to all you wonderful people for your well-wishes, I feel much more confident now...plus, think of the BLOG FODDER I'm sure to have!
So ... do you have to drag a massage chair on wheels around with you or what? If so, try to look on the bright side of things - that you are not a roving concert grand player. Yeah, I know ... looking on the positive side isn't always what it's cracked up to be. sigh
Lin, you crack me up! Nope, I just carry around a cushion of sorts, and the clients turn their chairs around and straddle them...they have to be able to keep on gambling, of course!
Oh my, that revelation tempts me so - lucky for you I am not within commuting distance or I would embed a whoopee cushion within your mobile device and hide behind a column to see the results of my fiendish handiwork. You think I am kidding, don't you? I heartily promote senior delinquency.
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I hope the tips are better and more consistent.
I got rubbed in New York New York once. Met the gal by the phone booths.
Hope you get tipped out the wazoo. Well, maybe not the wazoo, as you don't always know where these gambling folk have been.....LOL
The one thing I know about Vegas: the casinos have THE best security teams in the Free World... no ifs, ands, or buts. Ergo, I wouldn't worry about personal safety. Economic safety (as in TIPS!) might be a whole 'nuther story, though. Good luck in that space, Christina. I hope the tips are large and frequent!
Best of luck, hon,
If you like bbq, I can make a few recommendations having lived there once upon a time and as they are priorities for me whenever we visit.
Knock 'em dead, Christina! Well, not literally...that might cut down on your tip income.
Holly, from your lips to God's ear!
Trash, I don't know if your definition of "rubbing" jibes with mine...;)
Kvegas911, you bet your ass that hand sanitizer will be my friend...!
Buck, I'm really not too worried about that. Yeah, the clients will be rowdy, but in this environment I can give it right back to them; basically, I won't have to hold back so much when I want to give someone a smart-ass answer. Hopefully I'll be busy. We'll see!
DN, I'll keep you in mind for advice, as always! You know you're my hero, right?
B.R., I don't think I want to massage anyone THAT hard...;)
Thanks to all you wonderful people for your well-wishes, I feel much more confident now...plus, think of the BLOG FODDER I'm sure to have!
AWESOMENESS!!!!
Thanks, Tally!
So ... do you have to drag a massage chair on wheels around with you or what? If so, try to look on the bright side of things - that you are not a roving concert grand player. Yeah, I know ... looking on the positive side isn't always what it's cracked up to be. sigh
Lin, you crack me up!
Nope, I just carry around a cushion of sorts, and the clients turn their chairs around and straddle them...they have to be able to keep on gambling, of course!
Oh my, that revelation tempts me so - lucky for you I am not within commuting distance or I would embed a whoopee cushion within your mobile device and hide behind a column to see the results of my fiendish handiwork. You think I am kidding, don't you? I heartily promote senior delinquency.
I believe you, Lin. It's prolly a good thing you don't live closer...I'd require you to hire me, because you'd cost me my job for sure!
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