Monday, March 02, 2009

I'm NOT a perv, honest!

Okay. Somebody please explain to me why some male high school students look like they should be playing marbles and catching frogs, and others look like they're professional football players or belong on the cover of GQ?!

Sometimes I involuntarily do a double take when I see a young Adonis rushing to school. Then I realize, oh, SHIT. No way is that a teacher! Then I purge my brain.

I guess it's okay to be human.

I understand some of the difficulties male teachers must face, as well. 'Cause some of those girls look like they're 25. At least. Thankfully my daughter looks like she's twelve.

Anyway, what I'm getting at is that I have no desire to be a cougar, and that any male friends my daughter might bring home with her from college are safe from me.

Anything else would be creepy and perverted.

2 comments:

Blondefabulous said...

Don't feel bad..... lately it has been the female teachers taking off with the boys.

Christina LMT said...

I KNOW! And usually they are very young boys. Truly disgusting. I don't understand some people.