Saturday, March 21, 2009

Apropos of nothing...

I massaged a gal today who was a dead ringer for Kirsten Dunst. Dimples and all. Just thought you ought to know...

5 comments:

Buck said...

I rarely, if EVAH, entertain the thought of swapping lives with someone, anyone. But I think I would have liked to have been you for about an hour yesterday... :-)~

Or mebbe not. There's that ol' "why go window shopping when you're broke" thing... not to mention the ass whoopin' I would have received for "slipping."

Christina RN LMT said...

Precisely! I massaged a very beautiful young woman today, and when I returned the ticket after the massage, the young, male receptionist sighed and said, "I wish I were a massage therapist." But see, he'd be doing it for all the wrong reasons!

Dave (aka Buckskins Rule) said...

Like I've said before, you have all the fun!!

Christina RN LMT said...

B.R.-Tell me that when my hands and forearms are torn up after massaging three hairy guys in a row...ow!

phlegmfatale said...

Did she tip well?
Also, I have read again and again that KD is less than fastidious in the hygiene department-- was your client a filthpig? If so, it may have been the real deal!