"When the internet hates you more than Justin Bieber, you know you've failed epically."
Silver, discussing Governor Rick Perry's hilariously disastrous YouTube video.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
PSA
If you're not sure how to spell something, look it up or ask for help.
That way we can avoid having excrescences like "periformace" and "soreatick" crop up in our clients' charts. Which are legal documents, after all...
That way we can avoid having excrescences like "periformace" and "soreatick" crop up in our clients' charts. Which are legal documents, after all...
Monday, December 26, 2011
Silver is lucky...
to still be alive. Just sayin'.
She was walking behind me as we were carrying stuff out to the car the other day, and the sun was shining brightly. She asked me in all seriousness, "Mom, do you still have white paint in your hair?"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
"No, Silver. As a matter of fact, I washed the paint I did get in my hair out a few days ago. You know, after we finished painting the room?!"
"Oh...you mean that's ALL GRAY HAIR? You have THAT MUCH GRAY HAIR?! HOLY CRAP!"
She belatedly realized the danger she was in. Maybe it had something to do with how quickly I whipped around to face her. It might have had to do with my narrowed eyes and clenched teeth. Or perhaps it was the steam coming out of my ears...
"It looks GREAT on you, Mom...really!!" she said in a quavering voice.
And so she lives to annoy me another day.
She was walking behind me as we were carrying stuff out to the car the other day, and the sun was shining brightly. She asked me in all seriousness, "Mom, do you still have white paint in your hair?"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
"No, Silver. As a matter of fact, I washed the paint I did get in my hair out a few days ago. You know, after we finished painting the room?!"
"Oh...you mean that's ALL GRAY HAIR? You have THAT MUCH GRAY HAIR?! HOLY CRAP!"
She belatedly realized the danger she was in. Maybe it had something to do with how quickly I whipped around to face her. It might have had to do with my narrowed eyes and clenched teeth. Or perhaps it was the steam coming out of my ears...
"It looks GREAT on you, Mom...really!!" she said in a quavering voice.
And so she lives to annoy me another day.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Merry Christmas!
I hope all of you wonderful people have a very merry Christmas and a healthy, happy New Year!
Saturday, December 17, 2011
School...
I'm taking twelve credits this upcoming spring semester at NBU. I wanted to do more nursing classes, but I have to do three classes from the "first three semesters" (if I were a Freshman, not a transfer student) that I'm missing before I can move on to Clinicals. So I'm taking Physiological Chemistry (Lecture, Discussion, and Lab), Nutrition, and Intermediate (Nursing) Seminar. Those only bring me up to 10 credits, and since I want to be considered a full-time student, and since it miraculously doesn't conflict with any of my other classes, I'm also taking UNIVERSITY CHORUS!!!!!
I'm going to be singing and performing again, Y'all! I'm so excited, I can't WAIT. I haven't sung since I left the Las Vegas Master Singers when I moved to Pahrump, NV in early 2004. Holy crap, the last time I performed was Christmas of 2003! That's far too long. My pipes may be rusty, but they'll limber up fast. I've missed singing and it's something a part of me really needs. It's nice that I can get college credit and an easy "A" while fulfilling that need. :)
I'm going to be singing and performing again, Y'all! I'm so excited, I can't WAIT. I haven't sung since I left the Las Vegas Master Singers when I moved to Pahrump, NV in early 2004. Holy crap, the last time I performed was Christmas of 2003! That's far too long. My pipes may be rusty, but they'll limber up fast. I've missed singing and it's something a part of me really needs. It's nice that I can get college credit and an easy "A" while fulfilling that need. :)
Friday, December 16, 2011
"If you're gonna paint...
...you need caulk. The bigger the crack, the more caulk you need. You hold the gun at an angle and squeeze steadily, moving down. Make sure your finger is wet, the caulk needs it wet, 'cause you don't want it to get hard too fast, then get your finger in there and smooth it down..."
Part of the down-and-dirty caulk tutorial I received from our contractor.
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Part of the down-and-dirty caulk tutorial I received from our contractor.
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
There is something slightly surreal...
in overhearing the middle-aged carpenter who's doing some work outside singing along with the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself", especially since he's mangling the lyrics.
Friday, December 09, 2011
O Happy Day!
Bright futures beckon
Endless possibilities
Adulthood begins!
Happy Eighteenth Birthday, Chaos and TallyAngel!
I love you and I'm so proud of you both!
Endless possibilities
Adulthood begins!
Happy Eighteenth Birthday, Chaos and TallyAngel!
I love you and I'm so proud of you both!
Thursday, December 08, 2011
Wow.
Just found out I also got accepted into another Nearby University's nursing program.
That's okay, though. I'm sticking with NBU!
That's okay, though. I'm sticking with NBU!
Tuesday, December 06, 2011
It's a Regional Thing
Two different people today at work described something demonstrably stupid as being "reTAHded".
I love it here!
I love it here!
Sunday, December 04, 2011
Overheard in the Dining Room...
"He has a voice that sounds like scissors."
"Scissors?!"
"Jabbing into you!"
That makes way more sense.
"Scissors?!"
"Jabbing into you!"
That makes way more sense.
Saturday, December 03, 2011
Miss you...
Boundless heart offered
Gracious kindness to strangers
Making all welcome
Rest in peace, Mamaw. We'll miss you, but we're relieved that your suffering is over.
Gracious kindness to strangers
Making all welcome
Rest in peace, Mamaw. We'll miss you, but we're relieved that your suffering is over.
Thursday, December 01, 2011
I did it.
Though it's just the beginning!
I just received my acceptance letter into Nearby Big University's (NBU) Nursing Program!!!
I start the end of January and will be on my way to getting my Bachelor's of Science in Nursing.
Let the partying commence!
I just received my acceptance letter into Nearby Big University's (NBU) Nursing Program!!!
I start the end of January and will be on my way to getting my Bachelor's of Science in Nursing.
Let the partying commence!
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