Friday, March 20, 2009

FML

I met an extremely cute man at the dog park today, who was equally enamored...of my DOG.

*sigh*

Fuck my life.

Yes, I've become addicted to this website since yesterday, and have been noticing FML moments everywhere.

I'm actually flattered by the man's interest in my pup. He told me Harley was the most beautiful dog he's ever seen, and that he wants an Italian Greyhound just like him. His wife (beautiful, blonde) agreed...;)

8 comments:

Blondefabulous said...

Alannis said it best....

"It's like meeting the man of my dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife, heh heh....... isn't it ironic?"

Christina LMT said...

You got that right, Blondie!

Or you meet his husband...!

Buckskins Rule said...

That FML website has some funny entries. Sounds like a lot of young people. I guess my life is pretty tame. The worst thing to happen to me in awhile is getting bucked off the Gingerbread Horse.

Of course, when screwed up things happen to me, I just shrug them off, because I honestly just don't give a rat's ass about much of it anymore. That, and I've learned not to say what I'm thinking...at least most of the time.

Christina LMT said...

I always look at bad stuff as blog fodder nowadays. Makes life a LOT easier!

Buck said...

OK... there was this at FML...

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

...posted by some guy named Mike. I hope Mike remembers this moment when HE turns 70, or, "Good on his grandparents." I think we should build a small shrine in the grandparents' honor, as 20 minutes is pretty danged respectable, innit? In the sense that I've heard more than a few women complain about Minutemen, of course. :D

Christina LMT said...

I LOVE all the FMLs about "elder" sex, written by grossed-out teenagers! It makes me laugh and laugh to read them...:) I read one by a kid who wanted to prove his dad snored. He put a recorder under his parents' bed (I believe), and instead of snoring, discovered his mother likes to talk dirty while having sex...*lol*...serves the little punk right!

And twenty minutes at age 70 is VERY respectable, imho.

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Lin said...

Hey, I am to that point as well - when guys are taken with your pets. You hear "Hey lady, that's a nice set of pups you've got." sigh Well, not like I haven't had that happen long ago either - when a guy wanted to break up but take my dog with him. I mean, just how insulting is THAT? Sorry, two bitches or none at all.