I'm very aware that the stuff my daughter says that so amuses me is most likely of no interest to anyone else, but, since this is MY blog, I'll do whatever I damn well please!
*at the Chevron, pumping gas into my car that's costing me $3.76 per gallon*
"Wow, Mom. This gas station is raping your debit card!"
*at the Smith's, grocery shopping, while pulling a bottle of white wine vinegar off the shelf*
"Also useful as a blunt weapon!"
*while on the road, discussing men*
"There are NO intelligent men in high school!"
That's 'cause they're still boys, Sweetie...
8 comments:
Those are hilarious! :)
Glad you liked 'em! It almost seems like every time she opens her mouth, something like this tumbles out!
Tell her there aren't many intelligent ones out in the real world either! And most just never grow up!!
SHHHHHHH, BF!!
I'm letting her keep her illusions...
Ah-hah-hah-hah; lies our mothers told us! I'm with BF but since you've prolly already told her the real story on Santa, yeah, go ahead and let her enjoy that 'grown men' myth.
more male bashing jokes about the sweet, ever attentive, never contrary, sweet smelling MEN
She's the coolest teenager in the world!
LOVING the sense of humor on your kid!
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