Monday, May 26, 2008

Attention all Lesbian and/or Bi Women:

Just because we ask you to stop playing tonsil hockey in the jacuzzi does NOT mean we have anything against homosexuals in general, or you in particular. And we don't care that you're "not doing anything wrong". All we're trying to tell you is...GET A ROOM!




And nice pink-haired gal? Having you tell me that my massage is "fuckin' awesome!" really made my day! Thank you.

5 comments:

kvegas911 said...

No doubt. I'm hetero and married and don't play tonsil hockey in public. Some will just use anything as an excuse....I imagine your massages are duckin' awesome....*sigh* I soooo wish I could afford professional massages....bad back and hubby gets all ADD and quits his halfhearted rub after about 30 seconds...... :(

Christina LMT said...

Will your insurance cover them, if they are prescribed by a doc or chiro? That's always a possibility, isn't it? I say, if you have a definite medical issue, try to find the money for massage! Stay away from Starbucks, or whatever "frivolous" items you might spend money on, and you'll quickly accumulate enough moolah for a massage!

SFC B said...

Didn't y'all have a similar issue w/ a couple of dudes not-too-long ago?

Mrs. SFC B and I got a couple's massage during our honeymoon a couple years ago. While it was a very, VERY nice time for the both of us, we were able to control ourselves until we got someplace more appropriate, like the monorail at Disneyworld.

phlegmfatale said...

You know, I'm going to use that myself next time I get really good service: "fuckin' awesome!"

Christina LMT said...

SFC B. - you're absolutely right, but the dudes were having full-on, penetrative sex! The gals were well on their way, barring the lack of certain body parts, seeing as they were nekkid (bathing suits are optional at the spa, since the guests are separated by gender...), but M. stopped them in time...
The monorail, huh? Any pictures...? ;)

Phlegmmy - I have no doubt that your provider will get a kick out of that!