I'm very aware that the stuff my daughter says that so amuses me is most likely of no interest to anyone else, but, since this is MY blog, I'll do whatever I damn well please!
*at the Chevron, pumping gas into my car that's costing me $3.76 per gallon*
"Wow, Mom. This gas station is raping your debit card!"
*at the Smith's, grocery shopping, while pulling a bottle of white wine vinegar off the shelf*
"Also useful as a blunt weapon!"
*while on the road, discussing men*
"There are NO intelligent men in high school!"
That's 'cause they're still boys, Sweetie...