Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Too much fun...

On Saturday, my last client of the day was a gentleman who had booked a "stress relief" massage (think no evil!), a twenty-five minute massage of the shoulders, neck, and back. He looked like a mild-mannered "guy next door", reminiscent of Charles Grodin, late thirties, I'd say.

After I had retrieved him from the men's spa and escorted him to cross-gender room 7, he told me not to be surprised if he fell asleep on the table. I laughed and said it happened all the time.

I had gotten into my zone, massaging his neck, when out of the blue he says, "You're very good!" I think I jumped a little, he startled me so badly.

As I was massaging his back, I noticed some marks. It was (naturally) very dark in the room, so I had to lower my face thisclose to his back to get a good look......hmmmmm.

I think Mr. E. had way too much fun Friday night, because those were perfect fingernail welts all across his lower back, as if the lady had gotten a good grip around his waist and then let loose!

I sorta matched my fingers to the marks and traced them a half-inch above his skin, just to make sure of my suspicions....spot-on!

I have to say, I was kinda envious.

And he did fall asleep, too!

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...

8 comments:

Chuck said...

Yep, sounds like too much fun. You know, I've never got finger nail marks in my back from a woman. I wonder if that says anything about me as a lover? Hmmmm....Oh, I did get a hickey on the upper inside of my thigh once. :)

Christina RN LMT said...

TMI!

;)

4chun Cookie said...

OMG I think that was me!!
LoL....j/k but I'm an animal!

Anonymous said...

That sounds like an awfully close call there, Chuck. A couple of inches one way or the other, and there's no telling WHAT might have happened.

Christina RN LMT said...

Cookie...and another reader with TMI!

;)

Christina RN LMT said...

Comatus...I can (almost) never tell whether you're serious or joking.

BTW, I've been meaning to ask you if "comatus" is the mushroom, or am I missing something?

phlegmfatale said...

how dare mr. grodin flaunt his whoopee marks in front of horny women! *tee hee* Oh well, nice to know that somewhere, someone is having a good time.

Christina RN LMT said...

I just wish it were me, occasionally, Phlegm!