The following conversation occurred over the phone between myself and "Bulbman", the proprietor of a shop of the same name. Since it's sorta on my way to work, I volunteered to pick up a special UV bulb we need for a sanitizer in one of the aesthetics rooms.
(After finding out the opening hours, etc.)
Me: So, are you located on the East or West side of Cameron?
Bulbman: Well, neither, 'cause Cameron runs North to South.
Me: I'm aware of that, but are you on the East or West SIDE OF THE STREET?
Bulbman: Well, that depends on which direction you're coming from.
Me: Actually, East is East and West is West! I just want to know which side of the street you're on, say I'm coming from the South and going North on Cameron.
Bulbman: In that case, we're on the East side of Cameron.
Me: Thank you! *You fucking MORON!*
Don't worry, my manners held...that last bit in ** was what I was thinking.