Seen at the Kessler and Sons Music Store yesterday:
"Shoplifters will be cheerfully beaten to a bloody pulp"
I find this sign endlessly amusing.
ALSO amusing was the sight of two cowboys wandering the ancient parking garage at my work, holding up their remote entry doohickey, trying to locate their vehicle.
Too bad they couldn't just whistle for it, like for a horse!
Heigh-ho, Silver! Away!