Wednesday, October 03, 2007


Seen at the Kessler and Sons Music Store yesterday:

"Shoplifters will be cheerfully beaten to a bloody pulp"

I find this sign endlessly amusing.

ALSO amusing was the sight of two cowboys wandering the ancient parking garage at my work, holding up their remote entry doohickey, trying to locate their vehicle.

Too bad they couldn't just whistle for it, like for a horse!

Heigh-ho, Silver! Away!


phlegmfatale said...

brokeback parking lot?

Love that shoplifting sign - that's the spirit!

Christina RN LMT said...


The clearance in the garage is only 8', and they were mighty tall, wearing big ol' hats, so it seemed the crowns were brushing the ceiling.
To see the one cowboy with his arms in the air (why both? I don't know), frantically pressing the button on the doohicky, both of their heads swiveling back and forth, since it echoes in the garage...too funny!

The funniest part about that shoplifting sign...WTF is someone going to steal?! A tuba? A guitar off the wall? A drum set?
Somehow I don't see somebody running off with a kazoo!

Anonymous said...

I want that shoplifting sign.

Don B

Christina RN LMT said...

Well, the store in on the northeast corner of Sahara and Rainbow, so maybe you could...shoplift it?!

It's gotta be easier than absconding with a tuba.