I saw a man pissing on the side of a dumpster.
Such are the joys of my life.
Also, just as I was getting into my blog-reading, two Mormon Missionaries appeared at my door.
Silver concurs with me that I was extremely polite, but I did tell them that I couldn't talk with them about religion because I didn't want to get REALLY ANGRY.
They get bonus points for admiring my dogs.
5 comments:
The last time people came to our door, Zelda responded with, "I'm trying to have sex with my husband."
LOL!
I took their business card, then introduced my daughter to the joys of pyromania (somehow she missed out on that)...
Oooooo, FIRE. Fun!
heehee! Pyromania - I'm so THERE!
I think you should get an award for your restraint, darling!
Those crazy missionaries! Answer the door naked next time. That's what I'd do!
Chuck, I don't want to blind the poor lads! Or cause them to fall down the stairs, or anything!
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