Saturday, December 22, 2007

5 Worst Ways to Wake Up

1. Alarm clock

2. Banging/slamming drawers, cupboards, microwave doors, etc.

3. Being licked on my inner thigh...BY MY DOG (eeewwww)

4. Being licked on my face (b.m.d.)

5. Being licked anywhere else (b.m.d.)


phlegmfatale said...

EWWWW! I hate being awakened by a non-human animal. little devils!

Christina LMT said...

Tell me about it!

This morning I woke up hugging the very edge of the bed; they'd somehow caused me to shift all the way over there in my sleep and were plastered against my back.

I looked over my shoulder and the entire rest of the bed was empty.

Little buggers!