Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Hmmm, let me see...the answer is NO!!!

Had a lady come in with her mom today for a side-by-side massage.

They were of foreign extraction, though I'm not sure of the flavor.

She proceeded to tell the front desk people, loudly and with other guests present, that she was having her period.

Why, you ask? Because she was of the opinion she should get a longer massage AT NO EXTRA CHARGE because she wasn't able to use the facilities (the jacuzzi, sauna, and steam room) due to being on the rag.

Excuse me, Lady, but how is it OUR problem that you're riding the menstrual train?

Ever heard of tampons?

Needless to say we denied her request, but the massage went very smoothly regardless.

She was very happy with the service and actually tipped me SIX WHOLE DOLLARS!!! (/sarcasm)


Chuck said...

Wow, what a tip! You should be able to do all your Christmas shopping with that!

So, if your massaging a woman on the rag and you press down on her stomach....will blood squirt out of her cooch? Just wondering...

phlegmfatale said...

Bloody whore!

Christina said...

No stomach pressing!

Abdominal massage is something you strictly do at school, and maybe with your private clients, not at the spa. Too close to naughty bits, especially with the dudes (you never know where their winkies are going to flop).

No squirting, either. In her case I was relieved to see she was wearing panties!

Phlegmmy, you hit the nail on the head, as usual!

abbagirl said...

major ROFL at post and the comments, with also a dash of EWW!

totally love your blog, christine. i hereby will officially subscribe to you.

thanks for the much-needed late-night laughs!


Christina said...

Welcome, abbagirl!

Thanks for stopping by, and I'm glad you like what you see!

Joey said...

Honestly WTF are some people thinking making a request like that???????

A longer massage because she was on the rag?

I thought I had heard it all, but this may just take the cake.

Christina LMT said...

Joey, we hear it ALL.
I won't even go into the guys who think since it's Vegas, ANYTHING goes. It's fun to disabuse them of that notion!

Joey said...

I bet if you had a nickel for every horrible "Happy Ending" joke you had to endure that you would probably be able to retire.