File this one under "TMI".
I was on an areola-hair search and destroy mission (more like destroy only, I know exactly where that bugger grows, and my tweezers never miss!), and I discovered the hard way that even 8 weeks after delivering, with no nursing at all, my breasts still have milk in them...
I shot myself in the eye.
At least milk doesn't leave one permanently blinded.
And I think I'll call my OB tomorrow, 'cause this just ain't right!