Friday, March 25, 2011

Golden Shower...

doggy-style!

Was just out walking the pups through our beautiful trailer park when the hounds found some enticing scents on a fencepost. On opposite sides of a fencepost. Tucker, the taller one, was Quick-draw McGraw and lifted his leg first, copiously coating his brother's back with his hot pee...and Harley was either completely oblivious or didn't give a shit. I vote for "didn't give a shit."

*sigh*

One bath, coming up...

7 comments:

Scott McCray said...

Wow, Christina - how long have you been waiting to use "golden shower" and "doggy-style" in the same blog post - that's VC quality! ;^))

be603 said...

Ya should ha' seen it coming. What with them smelling their crotches before the walk.

Oh that's dogs. Not customers.

/Emily Litella voice/

Nevermind.

North said...

Oh, I need to get all Freudian about the feelings you've disclosed. Well, not HERE, though.

Another email sent to you, but sadly nothing about sex.

Christina LMT said...

Scott, I've been saving up! ;)

be603, dogs? Clients? Small difference, really. Except that my dogs repay my attentions with love, and my clients with cold, hard cash.

North, nothing Freudian to see here. I was just making a funny! No, really!

Old NFO said...

LOL- That one caught me by surprise... :-)

Guffaw in AZ said...

As funny and disgusting as that was, I really hope there's no spritzing from your clientele!
(AND, I agree with Scott McCray!)

Mike W. said...

Great, now you KNOW one of the GBC'ers is going to find a video of a "doggystyle golden shower" to share.....

*shudders*