Massaged a young woman yesterday, and when I draped her back, I noticed her trampstamp.
It was a lovely, Gothic cross.
*blink blink*
'Cause nothing says "FUCK ME HARDER, YOU NASTY BASTARD! OOOOH, YEAH...SPANK ME!"
like knowing Jesus died for your sins...and IS WATCHING YOU!!!!
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God seems to be mentioned quite a bit during sex. Over and over.
At least nothing was spelled wrong.
Maybe she likes an invisible audience?
Oddly specific!
North, that made me laugh :)
Well, it didn't until now!
Not sure why, but that kicked over my giggle box today. Thanks!
Ah.... um... :-) LOL
Stay on target!
I was told it's no accident people say "Oh God!" during these behaviors.
Maybe it's a crib sheet?
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Maybe it was to ward off nasty bastards. Maybe she's really into ministers and priests.
Have you ever considered that it might not have any sexual connotations at all Christina?
Get your mind out of the gutter!
Or maybe she likes that position and her boyfriend is named "Jesus"?
Was it green? If so, I think I know this girl. This one was...unstable. There was a conversion to Islam after the tattoo. I'm sure that went over well.
Not all tramp stamps are about looking sexxy. See the second confession here.
But it's interesting to know that you think "'FUCK ME HARDER, YOU NASTY BASTARD! OOOOH, YEAH...SPANK ME!
" whenever you see one. Interesting bit of insight, that.
Heh. ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Jenni, it wasn't green. It really was a lovely tattoo, I just thought the location of it odd.
Mike, my mind is generally in the gutter. Don't you know that about me by now?
"'FUCK ME HARDER, YOU NASTY BASTARD! OOOOH, YEAH...SPANK ME"
Now THAT would be an interesting thing to have tattooed as a tramp stamp. It's like an instruction manual. Better hope the guy (or gal) behind her can read english though.
Christina - Yes, I know :P
Mike, it'd need to be put in list form, with a check box next to each.
To be completely fair I considered getting a tattoo on my lower back because it was a space I knew would be easy to keep covered during jobs where tattoos weren't allowed, AND it was a spot that my mother was never likely to see. I ended up deciding it wasn't worth the conotation as a tramp stamp and in the end didn't get a tattoo, but I have to admit to considering it.
I had a spinal tap done, during conversation, the guy doing it mentioned he would not give an epidural to a woman with a tattoo there; somthing about infection risk. So, tramp-stamp = natural childbirth, at least in my town.
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