The last nap I attempted, on Tuesday, died in its infancy, thanks to my soon-to-be former roommate hallooing at the door.
Today, I had just turned out the light and laid my head on my pillow with a sigh of satisfaction when my phone rang. Normally, I turn the ringer off during nap-time, but I was on-call at the spa today, so I had to leave it on. As it was my favorite brother on the other end, I ended up chatting with him for over half an hour. I think my replies to him at the end of that time were rather monosyllabic, but I don't think he noticed. :D
Finally, FINALLY, I was able to slumber. Albeit with bizarre dreams.
An all-too-short time later came a knock at the door...I'm pretty sure the nice, young Mormon missionaries weren't expecting a wild-haired, crazy-eyed woman to answer the door with dog in hand (he was barking furiously), but that's what they got! They shoved a card with their URL into my hands and took off.
I gave up on the nap and decided to whine on my blog instead. Lucky you.
7 comments:
I'm happy to stop by and listen. I hope you can nap the nap of kings, soon.
halllooooo
We will listen and soon you will get the nap of all naps. Promise!
Oh, the dog is good. So is a .45 on the hip to dissuade a prolonged conversation with them!
Q: Whattya get when you cross an Atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.
/rimshot/
Thanks folks, you've been great. We'll be here all week. Be sure and try the roast beef.
I've scared off a set of Jehovah's Witnesses by answering the door with a nursing baby and 7 other children... all under 8 years old....
They just stared at me wide eye and said... "You look like you have your hands full." and they made a quick exit... I think they were afraid I'd ask them to take some with them.
BTW they weren't all mine... only 3... the rest belonged to friends.
B
booze always helps me take naps. I hear masturbation helps too...
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