..."Bitchosaurus".
"I don't WANT a hot stone massage, I want a SWEDISH massage!"
"I have to take my bra off?"
"I can't get comfortable!"
"Ow, that's tender!"
"Not so hard!"
"Are you going to keep rubbing the same spot over and over again?"
"My thighs! They're ticklish!"
"Ow, not so hard on my hip, I had that replaced two years ago!"
And at the very end of the massage...
"NOW I'm relaxed."
*whew*
10 comments:
Goodness... Did she at least give you a decent tip?
Yup. :) I earned every penny of it, too!
Reason #89325 why I couldn't do your job...
You have more patience than I do!!!
Wow. 90% of that conversation sounds like my dates in college. (Except the hip replacement line.)
You have the patience of a saint. I'd have given her a "hot stone massage"... right upside her thick lil head. But Hey! She tipped ya. Patience pays.
not so tight around the neck... nergh so tig....
ahh silence....
Sean and Farmmom, it's all about living in your head, trust me. My clients would often be shocked and displeased to know what goes on in my head. :D
SCI-FI, I never even thought about that...ROFLMAO!!!!
Buck and Noonie, trust me...I was tempted!
Hillary was in TX for a massage?!!!
No, but NANCY was!
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