Saturday, May 22, 2010

I massaged a guy today

whose armpit hair looked like a muppet.

I kept expecting his armpit to talk to me. Or maybe start playing the drums.

15 comments:

SCI-FI said...

Christina: "How's the massage going for you, sir? Are you comfortable?"

Customer: "Why do you keep asking me?"

Christina: "I'm not. I'm talking to Don King, whom you clearly have wedged under your arm."

Blondefabulous said...

Are you sure he wasn't harboring a Tribble under there??? LOL!!!!

Christina LMT said...

SCI-FI...not gray enough for Don King! ;)

Blondie, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Tribble, no purring. And his pits really looked like Animal. Freaky. :D

Miz Minka said...

*blink*blink*

This is one of the reasons why I could never do your job. Eww. The things you must get to see!!! LOL

Christina LMT said...

Nah, it wasn't gross. Just WEIRD. And yes, I've seen some pretty freaky yet interesting things. And some gross ones, I won't lie!

Bag Blog said...

How was the rest of his body hair? If it were only under his arms, that is strange. Or was it just the Muppet texture?

Christina LMT said...

The rest of his body hair was pretty average, and wiry...it was just startling to raise his arm and see an explosion of long, dark, straight hair in his pit, especially since (of course) he had no hair on the inside of his upper arm. VERY muppet-like, in my opinion. :D

Brigid said...

Capt. Kirk: Who put the tribbles in the quadrotritecale and what was in the grain that killed them?

10% said...

I can only imagine what my massage therapist(s) think. "He was covered in tattoos and bruises!"

Buck said...

I'm with Miz Minka.

George said...

Two comments:

1. Be thankful it was armpit hair

2. Be thankful it was NOT a woman

Christina LMT said...

Brigid, Star Trek TOS references are ALWAYS appreciated here.

10%, as long as the tattoos are cool...;) As for the bruises, it's always fun to speculate. :)

Buck, I hear ya!

George, I grew up in Germany. Any kind of body hair on a woman is okay with me, I'm used to it! *I* was the odd one, what with my shaving and all..."it's UNNATURAL!"

Suldog said...

So, like, if I really wanted to freak out a massage therapist, I'd have a pretty good shot at it if I braided my armpit hair and put a bow in it?

Christina LMT said...

Jim, I guarantee that your therapist would either bust out laughing or choke while trying to maintain a professional demeanor and failing miserably at it. That's a fabulous idea, though...I request pics!

julene said...

HaHahah! That was hilarious! My BF has pretty long hairs too.. Can't wait to call him 'Animal' when I attempt to drag myself away from my fav blogs :).

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