My Life as a Hematology/Oncology Travel Nurse
Christina: "How's the massage going for you, sir? Are you comfortable?"Customer: "Why do you keep asking me?"Christina: "I'm not. I'm talking to Don King, whom you clearly have wedged under your arm."
Are you sure he wasn't harboring a Tribble under there??? LOL!!!!
SCI-FI...not gray enough for Don King! ;)Blondie, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Tribble, no purring. And his pits really looked like Animal. Freaky. :D
*blink*blink*This is one of the reasons why I could never do your job. Eww. The things you must get to see!!! LOL
Nah, it wasn't gross. Just WEIRD. And yes, I've seen some pretty freaky yet interesting things. And some gross ones, I won't lie!
How was the rest of his body hair? If it were only under his arms, that is strange. Or was it just the Muppet texture?
The rest of his body hair was pretty average, and wiry...it was just startling to raise his arm and see an explosion of long, dark, straight hair in his pit, especially since (of course) he had no hair on the inside of his upper arm. VERY muppet-like, in my opinion. :D
Capt. Kirk: Who put the tribbles in the quadrotritecale and what was in the grain that killed them?
I can only imagine what my massage therapist(s) think. "He was covered in tattoos and bruises!"
I'm with Miz Minka.
Two comments:1. Be thankful it was armpit hair2. Be thankful it was NOT a woman
Brigid, Star Trek TOS references are ALWAYS appreciated here.10%, as long as the tattoos are cool...;) As for the bruises, it's always fun to speculate. :)Buck, I hear ya!George, I grew up in Germany. Any kind of body hair on a woman is okay with me, I'm used to it! *I* was the odd one, what with my shaving and all..."it's UNNATURAL!"
So, like, if I really wanted to freak out a massage therapist, I'd have a pretty good shot at it if I braided my armpit hair and put a bow in it?
Jim, I guarantee that your therapist would either bust out laughing or choke while trying to maintain a professional demeanor and failing miserably at it. That's a fabulous idea, though...I request pics!
HaHahah! That was hilarious! My BF has pretty long hairs too.. Can't wait to call him 'Animal' when I attempt to drag myself away from my fav blogs :). Found this awesome site to view/post adds. Really cool layout. Check it out!backpagepics.comHasta!
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