Saturday, May 15, 2010

A Rare Breed, seldomly encountered...

..."Bitchosaurus".

"I don't WANT a hot stone massage, I want a SWEDISH massage!"

"I have to take my bra off?"

"I can't get comfortable!"

"Ow, that's tender!"

"Not so hard!"

"Are you going to keep rubbing the same spot over and over again?"

"My thighs! They're ticklish!"

"Ow, not so hard on my hip, I had that replaced two years ago!"

And at the very end of the massage...

"NOW I'm relaxed."

*whew*

10 comments:

Miz Minka said...

Goodness... Did she at least give you a decent tip?

Christina LMT said...

Yup. :) I earned every penny of it, too!

Sean said...

Reason #89325 why I couldn't do your job...

Farmmom said...

You have more patience than I do!!!

SCI-FI said...

Wow. 90% of that conversation sounds like my dates in college. (Except the hip replacement line.)

Buck said...

You have the patience of a saint. I'd have given her a "hot stone massage"... right upside her thick lil head. But Hey! She tipped ya. Patience pays.

noonie said...

not so tight around the neck... nergh so tig....

ahh silence....

Christina LMT said...

Sean and Farmmom, it's all about living in your head, trust me. My clients would often be shocked and displeased to know what goes on in my head. :D

SCI-FI, I never even thought about that...ROFLMAO!!!!

Buck and Noonie, trust me...I was tempted!

be603 said...

Hillary was in TX for a massage?!!!

Christina LMT said...

No, but NANCY was!