Okay. Moaning while I'm massaging you is fine. Groaning, even. Mutters of appreciation are also dandy.
But don't say anything that could be applied to another activity I could be performing, instead.
In other words, I don't want to hear "FUCK, YEAH!" come out of your mouth while I'm massaging your neck. No matter HOW heartfelt the sentiment.
Thank you.
7 comments:
ha reminds me of the Friends episode where Phoebe wouldn't massage Monica because she made sex sounds! Too funny, but I can see how it would be disconcerting.
Yeah, the sounds I can deal with, I just don't like the actual *words*...too freaky!
LOL! Yeah... I can relate. Well, I suppose could relate would be more appropriate.
Dang, there went my whole plans for a massage on a trip to Vegas...
stupid impossible standards!
Buck, I think everyone could relate to that. No one wants to be made to feel uncomfortable while they're working!
Sean, sure...yuk it up! You know you'd be a perfect gentleman.
Bet you wanted to whack him 'round the ear. Tapotement is handy sometimes!
Yep, I don't ever need to be climbing onto one of them tables.
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