Me: No, Silver! You don't need to take your entire frickin' Pokemon card collection with you to college. You especially don't need to take all the extra cards with you, "just in case"! We are not driving up there, remember? We have to pack all of your clothes.
Silver: I have to take my album with me, so that I have a place to put my new cards when I buy them.
Me: STOP BUYING POKEMON CARDS. GROW UP!
Silver: You know, they have a "21-and-over" division at Pokemon tournaments!
Me (mumbling): Might as well call it the "Perpetual Virgin" division...
Silver: Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a virgin!
She's got a point there!