There's this super-nice blackjack dealer named Roberta who works at the New York-New York casino. Last night, I was massaging a gentleman at her table when he requested me to massage his hands. No problem, I have lotion and everything. He was pretty tipsy already at this point, and as I was kneading away at his hand, he said (very loudly), "Hey, look everyone! I'M GETTING A HAND-JOB!!"
While I just rolled my eyes, Roberta stuck her fingers in her ears and said, "La-la-la-la-la-I-can't-hear-you!"
I laughed SO hard.
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A hand job, eh? Must be the only one that guy ever gets with juvinille humor like that!
As the consumption of booze increases, the level of maturity drops. I see it all the time!
As the consumption of booze increases, the level of maturity drops. I see it all the time!
I resemble that remark!
Really, Buck? Close, personal experience with that phenomenon, hmmmm?
*ducks for cover*
Well, yeah... in terms of my maturity level, of course. Which culminates in an infant-like need for sleep... and right NOW!
I'm not sure why, but it still shocks me that there are people out there who are that crass.
Even when shitfaced drunk, I will never treat a woman disrespectfully. Even the ones who desperately deserve it.
Call me old school.
Hope you had a good nap, Buck!
B.R., there's no school like the old school. It's the whole Vegas thing. People who'd never dream of acting like boors at home see no problem in doing so here. We just deal with it, mock them, and if we're lucky, use 'em for blog fodder.
I'm shocked. SHOCKED!!!
Ok, actually I thought that was pretty funny.
I love double entendre and there's a little cubbyhole in my heart for crude humor, and yet somehow, Vegas made me feel classy and refined.
Yeah, it was kinda funny. But I hear shit like that so much, I can only roll my eyes now.
And I can be extremely crude, as you probably remember. Or was I on my best behavior with you?
That was very original. Hopefully he gave you a good tip. It sounds like it was so good he had to yell it out. Good job girl! =)
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