I was doing a massage on a young man playing blackjack. As I was massaging around his shoulder blade, I noticed his levator scapulae was popping and mentioned it to him. He said, "Yeah, I've dislocated that shoulder a couple times while playing hockey."
Slightly alarmed now, I asked him, "So, any other health issues I should know about? You're not going to collapse when you get up after the massage, are you?!"
He replied, "Nah, I'll be fine. I don't haven't any sense of taste, though."
Me, jokingly, "What? From a head injury?"
Him, "Yeah. Snowboarding. Snowboarding's the worst for injuries."
Me, thinking *oh, please, please, please don't have a seizure or go into a coma while I'm massaging you!*