Thursday, April 16, 2009

Strange requests

In no particular order:

-got invited to move back to Salt Lake City by two elderly ladies. They said I could bring my dogs, so I was tempted...

-was asked to kick a gambler in the back of the head. BY THE GAMBLER.

-received a marriage proposal from a married man. When I called him on it, he said, "That's okay, we'll move to Utah." I turned him down because I don't want to wear ugly dresses, and so I told him.

-was offered $1000 to break a client's neck during a massage. I declined.

Despite the madness, I had a very good night. I had energy, the vibe of the casino was completely different from last night, and I had fun. Now it's off to bed!


Buck said...

Ah... good news trumps the bad!!

Apropos of nothing... any ONE of the strange requests you've mentioned would have weirded me right the hell out... even as a disinterested bystander!

Christina LMT said...

Remember a previous conversation about alcohol consumption? That plays a huge part in ALL of these requests. Plus, think of all the blog fodder they provide me!

Buckskins Rule said...

You definitely run into more weird in one day than I probably do in an entire month.

Glad to hear it was a better night than the previous one!

Christina LMT said...

Thanks, Buckskins! I was very glad, too. And weird is apparently my stock-in-trade...;)

Buckskins Rule said...

I'm sure it keeps life interesting!