if you're still my friends in 30-40 years, have mercy on me and don't let me go out in public wearing only a sports bra and short-shorts, even if I'm "just going to the dog park."
Sorry, Putz! It was an early morning, spontaneous jaunt to the park, so I forgot to grab my camera. And I think the lady would have noticed had I taken her picture!
Oh, yeah...if you move near me, I WILL remind you NOT to engage in madness such as that. I solemnly promise. Makes you wonder WHAT she sees when she looks in the mirror. Must be the opposite of the distorted body image Anorexics see.
I trust you to stop yourself but, yeah, I will grab you by the strap if I ever see you heading out into the world like that. Heck, I don't even leave the bedroom dressed like that myself.
Now, I've been occasionally guilty of stepping out into the driveway wearing short shorts and a T-shirt (and no bra) to saunter down to the mailbox, dog in tow (she follows), but I would never venture into PUBLIC (you know, with real live people) dressed that way ... and I'm only 30.
Please tell me the woman in question at least was in decent physical shape for her age.
MG, I suppose she was in fairly good shape, but COME ON!! I don't care WHAT shape you're in, no one has any business running around dressed that way in public at that age. Of course, this is America, and someone is sure to accuse me of being a Nazi or something...
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oh, do have a picture of that you could post???
Sorry, Putz! It was an early morning, spontaneous jaunt to the park, so I forgot to grab my camera. And I think the lady would have noticed had I taken her picture!
Kinda like the flickr pics I have of the tubby redneck construction crew next door to me huh?? Did she give "muffin top" a whole new meaning??
B.F. (did you notice your initials could stand for "best friend?" :))
I'm trying to erase the image from my brain, but I vaguely recall muffin top, and that wasn't the worst of it, either!
count on me, babe.
Oh, yeah...if you move near me, I WILL remind you NOT to engage in madness such as that. I solemnly promise. Makes you wonder WHAT she sees when she looks in the mirror. Must be the opposite of the distorted body image Anorexics see.
Phlegmmy and Holly...I KNEW I could always count on you!!!! :)
I trust you to stop yourself but, yeah, I will grab you by the strap if I ever see you heading out into the world like that. Heck, I don't even leave the bedroom dressed like that myself.
Now, I've been occasionally guilty of stepping out into the driveway wearing short shorts and a T-shirt (and no bra) to saunter down to the mailbox, dog in tow (she follows), but I would never venture into PUBLIC (you know, with real live people) dressed that way ... and I'm only 30.
Please tell me the woman in question at least was in decent physical shape for her age.
Lin, I thank you for your support.
MG, I suppose she was in fairly good shape, but COME ON!! I don't care WHAT shape you're in, no one has any business running around dressed that way in public at that age. Of course, this is America, and someone is sure to accuse me of being a Nazi or something...
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