Do you remember when this happened? Ah, I remember like it was yesterday...
See, I did it AGAIN!
I must be a gesticulating fool, because I nailed a lady's chocolate cream pie with my hand as she was walking by.
Some of it ended up on the floor, some on my hand, but the mangled remains were still on the plate. Of course, I disposed of the pie and helped clean the floor.
The victim, a housekeeper, just laughed when I expressed my hope of finding another slice of pie for her. She said, "I guess I wasn't meant to have it!"
Talk about a silver-lining-lover!
I'm just thankful she didn't shove the rest of the pie in my face...it would have been my just desserts!