Thursday, April 09, 2009

Roberta is my new hero

There's this super-nice blackjack dealer named Roberta who works at the New York-New York casino. Last night, I was massaging a gentleman at her table when he requested me to massage his hands. No problem, I have lotion and everything. He was pretty tipsy already at this point, and as I was kneading away at his hand, he said (very loudly), "Hey, look everyone! I'M GETTING A HAND-JOB!!"

While I just rolled my eyes, Roberta stuck her fingers in her ears and said, "La-la-la-la-la-I-can't-hear-you!"

I laughed SO hard.


Blondefabulous said...

A hand job, eh? Must be the only one that guy ever gets with juvinille humor like that!

Christina LMT said...

As the consumption of booze increases, the level of maturity drops. I see it all the time!

Buck said...

As the consumption of booze increases, the level of maturity drops. I see it all the time!

I resemble that remark!

Christina LMT said...

Really, Buck? Close, personal experience with that phenomenon, hmmmm?

*ducks for cover*

Buck said...

Well, yeah... in terms of my maturity level, of course. Which culminates in an infant-like need for sleep... and right NOW!

Buckskins Rule said...

I'm not sure why, but it still shocks me that there are people out there who are that crass.

Even when shitfaced drunk, I will never treat a woman disrespectfully. Even the ones who desperately deserve it.

Call me old school.

Christina LMT said...

Hope you had a good nap, Buck!

B.R., there's no school like the old school. It's the whole Vegas thing. People who'd never dream of acting like boors at home see no problem in doing so here. We just deal with it, mock them, and if we're lucky, use 'em for blog fodder.

Zelda said...

I'm shocked. SHOCKED!!!

Ok, actually I thought that was pretty funny.

I love double entendre and there's a little cubbyhole in my heart for crude humor, and yet somehow, Vegas made me feel classy and refined.

Christina LMT said...

Yeah, it was kinda funny. But I hear shit like that so much, I can only roll my eyes now.

And I can be extremely crude, as you probably remember. Or was I on my best behavior with you?

Leslie said...

That was very original. Hopefully he gave you a good tip. It sounds like it was so good he had to yell it out. Good job girl! =)