My first service of the day was a 50 minute hot stone massage bright and early at 8:00 AM. The client had never had a hot stone massage before, so I asked her about sensitivity to heat and whether she had any artificial joints. I asked because, believe it or not, the stones are so hot they have been known to melt some of the components of artificial joints...
Client: Nope, don't have any artificial joints.
Me: That's good, because the hot stones could melt them.
C: *gasp* Will they melt my breast implants?!!
Me: *blink blink* Don't worry...I won't be going anywhere near your breasts!
C: *heaves huge sigh of relief*