Saturday, December 22, 2007

5 Worst Ways to Wake Up

1. Alarm clock

2. Banging/slamming drawers, cupboards, microwave doors, etc.

3. Being licked on my inner thigh...BY MY DOG (eeewwww)

4. Being licked on my face (b.m.d.)

5. Being licked anywhere else (b.m.d.)

2 comments:

phlegmfatale said...

EWWWW! I hate being awakened by a non-human animal. little devils!

Christina LMT said...

Tell me about it!

This morning I woke up hugging the very edge of the bed; they'd somehow caused me to shift all the way over there in my sleep and were plastered against my back.

I looked over my shoulder and the entire rest of the bed was empty.

Little buggers!