After listening to Episode 69 of Vicious Circle, one thing has become crystal clear to me.
The Atomic Nerds owe it to the world to procreate, to have at least ONE special child, just to combat the deleterious effects of all the Hipsters breeding unchecked on this earth.
LabRat, Stingray...can't you SEE? The odds are against us unless you provide us with the fruit of your union! One Atomically Nerdish child balances out at LEAST a million Hipster crotch excrescences.
It's only logical.
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Agreed Christina! Their child will be the one who saves us all when the zombies come! I'm sure of it!
*Now I just need to get my own TV show and preach to folks till they send me money....
LOL! "Father Mike" has a certain ring to it...
honestly, i expect the Jesus of Rage to be born out of this union
Hiro, it would be a beautiful thing.
And the new #1 hit on Google for the search term "crotch excrescences" is...
"If you don’t want to have children, don’t. Never let anyone pressure you into doing/thinking otherwise, either!"
Ditto, Stingray!
"Fertility is inversely proportional to intelligence." *
;)
* That used to be one of the Laws of the Dinosaur, but she removed it since she became a published author. http://dinosaurmusings.blogspot.com/
Ouch, Stingray...hoist by my own petard!
Miz Minka, I feel exactly the same way...I'm just playin' with the 'Nerds. :D
Christina, if it involves reproduction, you're not playing with the Nerds; you're playing with the 'nads.
;-)
Peter...I should have known! If it involves egregious punning, there you are. Are you my punnishment?!
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