Sunday, September 19, 2010

Poor Elisha...

There she was, already stifling her giggles because my client was snoring loud enough to shake the (figurative) rafters, when something caught my eye that I just HAD to draw her attention to...

So I poked her in the arm and pointed.

To where my client was pitching quite a respectable tent. While fast asleep. And snoring. With his girlfriend three feet away.

It took all of Elisha's powers of concentration and professionalism not to pee. THAT'S how hard she was laughing! Luckily, we had these heated, herbal eye-pillows covering our clients' eyes, so they were blissfully unaware of Elisha's (silent) meltdown.

Ah, massage therapy. I'll never run out of stories, 'cause the clients keep doing funny shit.

10 comments:

Miz Minka said...

I just learned in my Human Sexuality class this week that men normally have erections during REM sleep. :) Dude was dreamin'! :D

Shannon said...

Kudos to both you AND Elisha for complete professionalism...I could have never held it in!

Christina LMT said...

Miz Minka, I sure hope it was a GOOD dream. :)

Shannon, you learn to deal. LOL!

Bag Blog said...

I don't know how you do what you do.

Buck said...

Dang. Lou beat me to the punch (line).

Christina LMT said...

Lou and Buck, it's just what I do, and all that stuff comes with the territory. And provides ENDLESS blogfodder.

Suldog said...

Well, I was going to explain about that erection/sleep thang, but I was beaten to it. Just thank your lucky stars it wasn't a WET dream...

Christina LMT said...

Jim, I'm VERY thankful.

Buckskins Rule said...

Yea, but what happened when old boy woke up?

Christina LMT said...

Well, I had to wake him up to turn him over (in the couple's massages, we start the clients face up, since we finish the massage with hot stones on the back), so he turned over and went back to sleep. The erection had subsided by then anyway. :)