My Life as a Hematology/Oncology Travel Nurse
I'm guessing that it's frowned upon to turn a water hose on the funkiest, most-rancid clients?
Unfortunately, yes. *sigh* But wouldn't it be nice?
Lysol. And lots of it. ;-)But that's prolly frowned upon, too. (sigh)
Yup. Can't spray the clients!
I can't imagine what that smell is like!
Good, let's hope you never have to smell it!
Sounds like you need an oxygen mask for emergencies....
Yes, with a detector of some kind that automatically dispenses the O2 masks when the concentration of stink-molecules in the air reaches toxic levels!
That was hilarious! It's also disturbing because I'm sure it is completely accurate. Really? People fart when you massage them? Really??? So rude!
Phlegmmy, we're taught to take it as a compliment. :/
I don't want to massage people. I really really don't. But I do kind of feel bad for the people who fart but don't mean to. So many people fart when they get adjustments and it surprises them more than anyone.
Yeah, sometimes they just slip out!
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I'm guessing that it's frowned upon to turn a water hose on the funkiest, most-rancid clients?
Unfortunately, yes. *sigh* But wouldn't it be nice?
Lysol. And lots of it. ;-)
But that's prolly frowned upon, too. (sigh)
Yup. Can't spray the clients!
I can't imagine what that smell is like!
Good, let's hope you never have to smell it!
Sounds like you need an oxygen mask for emergencies....
Yes, with a detector of some kind that automatically dispenses the O2 masks when the concentration of stink-molecules in the air reaches toxic levels!
That was hilarious! It's also disturbing because I'm sure it is completely accurate. Really? People fart when you massage them? Really???
So rude!
Phlegmmy, we're taught to take it as a compliment. :/
I don't want to massage people. I really really don't. But I do kind of feel bad for the people who fart but don't mean to. So many people fart when they get adjustments and it surprises them more than anyone.
Yeah, sometimes they just slip out!
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