A client I massaged recently is a bra fitter for a lingerie company she owns. Out of curiosity, I asked her what the largest cup size was that she'd ever sized. Her answer?
I thought lugging around D's was bad. Forget finding a sexy bra that doesn't cost a fortune, most of them look like I'm expecting an assissination attempt.
Brigid, according to the client, if you have a correctly-fitted bra (and yes, they can be pretty), you will have no back problems, regardless of breast size. I'm a bit skeptical, but she was pretty convincing. I'll send you a link to her website. ;)
I just got fitted for bras recently. The horrid bitch told me I was an H and then talked me into buying the most hideous bras ever. I paid way too much for them and I hate them. I hate large boobs and I truly cannot understand why anyone wants them. I'm bitter too.
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O Rly?
That comment was me, deleted a line by accident.
All I can say is "O my aching back".
I thought lugging around D's was bad. Forget finding a sexy bra that doesn't cost a fortune, most of them look like I'm expecting an assissination attempt.
O Hell, it's time for a porn career.
You guys crack me up!
Brigid, according to the client, if you have a correctly-fitted bra (and yes, they can be pretty), you will have no back problems, regardless of breast size. I'm a bit skeptical, but she was pretty convincing. I'll send you a link to her website. ;)
I had to use my fingers to go "A... B... C..." etc. The mind just BOGGLES. I can NOT visualize this.
Buck, you and me both. Hence the blogpost title. :D
At least they HAVE measurements. Around these parts all that's known is something called the ISH.
(Indiana Standard Handful).
I guess I need to get out more.
ROFLMAO!
ISH...it's brilliant. :D
But hey, O's would provide great bellyband camouflage, right? My lack-of-rack puts that mode of gun-carry right out.
I seem to recall the rallying cry of small breasted women everywhere which is appropriate in these circumstances..."More than a mouthful is a waste."
Uhh, I have a hard time visualizing anything above E or F.....but O!? I wasn't aware sizes wen't that high.
B's and C's are nice. Hmmm, "before children?" I don't even want to think about what "O's" would be like after children.
Lissa, I don't even want to go there!
K, that depends on the size of the mouth, now doesn't it? ;)
Mike, she'd probably need a wheelbarrow to cart 'em around.
Ok, so between this post and Sabra's I decided to do some googling and have now seen some things I wish I could unsee.
I'll have to share the research findings the next time I'm inthe GBC chat.
This just reaffirms why I'm a booty fan.
I just got fitted for bras recently. The horrid bitch told me I was an H and then talked me into buying the most hideous bras ever. I paid way too much for them and I hate them. I hate large boobs and I truly cannot understand why anyone wants them. I'm bitter too.
I'm sorry, Zelda! :(
You are beautiful. I'll send you the link to the website in a facebook message (don't want her to find this blog...).
Thanks. They really do have some pretty ones.
It's my pleasure, Zelda!
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