Clueless Client (C.C.): Yeah, so my nephew used to do this when he was in college.
Elisha: Oh, what's that?
C.C.: He used to do massage. Then he got a REAL job.
Elisha (blink blink): Hm. Oh, really?!
C.C.: I didn't mean it THAT way!!
Elisha: ... (thinking: RIIIGHT! Asshole.)
I really can't make this shit up.