Professor at the white-board, explaining two ways to solve a problem...
Christina raises hand and is called upon by prof: Can you also solve it this way...*blah, blah, blah*?
Prof: Absolutely, very good, Christina!
Snot-nosed kid sitting next to Christina: Is that how you learned to do it in school?
Christina: Honestly, I think this is the first time I've ever done this stuff...it's been over twenty years since I had algebra.
SNKSNTC: Seriously?! You don't LOOK that old!
Christina: Gee. Thanks.
And College Administration?
Parking a completely empty campus police car in front of the classroom building night after night is absolutely no deterrent to crime.
Neither is putting a reflective vest on a weenie and having him toodle around the campus in an electric golf-cart outfitted with a flashing yellow light and a decal that says "Public Safety Officer".
Your "campus security" is teh suxxor.