Saturday, April 12, 2008

Friday Potpourri

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I massaged a lovely lady from Aubrey, Texas today. Every new person from Texas I meet just makes me want to live there more.

I did an 80 minute deep tissue massage on a young man who literally took all the pressure I could provide. Not only was he NOT wincing or twitching, he instead "treated" me to his entire repertoire of sex-noises. I'm not kidding. The moans, half-choked gasps, little relishing sounds, "Oh, yeah's!", and "Wow's!" never stopped. It made me very uncomfortable at first, until it was time for him to turn over onto his back and I realized he wasn't aroused in the slightest (thank GOD!)
I guess he was just showing his appreciation...? At any rate, I knew for sure he was enjoying himself! He tipped me $50.00 (!), and told me he'd be back on Monday for another massage!

And a word to the wise, for all you extremely bashful folks out there who absolutely insist on wearing your underwear during a massage: At least make sure it's nice underwear! Please, no tatty, ragged, faded, worn, or stained underwear. Your therapist will thank you. (Mentally, at least!)

7 comments:

phlegmfatale said...

see? That wasn't sex noises at all. Well done on giving that guy what he's been searching his whole life for. I hope he tips you $50 again. I know you deserve it.

Christina LMT said...

Phlegmmy...I'm telling you: SEX. NOISES.
Maybe they ARE his "I'm-enjoying-this-massage"-noises, but I bet they sound no different than the noises you'd hear coming (hah!) from his bedroom when he's... entertaining.

I don't care, though, since he enjoyed himself and is a great tipper. I'm easy.

Hopefully he'll be back tomorrow. He hadn't booked by the time I left work today. Tomorrow is looking pretty bleak, as a matter of fact. Oh, well.

HollyB said...

I make moans and groans of appreciation when I get a massage. To some, who don't know me, they might sound like "sex noises."

Trust me, they sound NOTHING like the noisesI make at that other time.

Christina LMT said...

That's good to know, Holly...for future reference! :P

Lin said...

Maybe his lover can't squeeze those ecstasy noises out of him like you did. I suspect that some guys would rather have am outstanding massage than an average roll in the hay.

Christina LMT said...

Lin - are you sure? Maybe you're right!

Lin said...

Christina, I think I should plead the 5th on that one but, yeah, I think anecdotal evidence exists to support that theory. Kind of like "Cool, we got that over with, NOW can I have one of your famous back rubs?. Just saying it could possibly happen, you know.