Elisha and I just did a couple's massage, and right in the middle, my client asked, "Do y'all make good money doing this?"
How the fuck am I supposed to answer that (and keep my job)? I should have said, "Only if you tip me well..," but instead I laughed and replied, "Enough to live on!"
Then he asked, "Really?"
Oh, and he was a crappy tipper, too. Left 5 bucks for each of us. He told the front desk he wanted to leave "10%...split it between 'em." Stingy bastard.