Sunday, August 22, 2010

I can't visualize it...

A client I massaged recently is a bra fitter for a lingerie company she owns. Out of curiosity, I asked her what the largest cup size was that she'd ever sized. Her answer?

O

Yes, "O"!

I stuttered, "As in, 'OH. MY. GOD.'?!"

She just laughed. :)

18 comments:

TallyAngel said...

O Rly?

Brigid said...
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Brigid said...

That comment was me, deleted a line by accident.

All I can say is "O my aching back".

I thought lugging around D's was bad. Forget finding a sexy bra that doesn't cost a fortune, most of them look like I'm expecting an assissination attempt.

Shannon said...

O Hell, it's time for a porn career.

Christina LMT said...

You guys crack me up!

Brigid, according to the client, if you have a correctly-fitted bra (and yes, they can be pretty), you will have no back problems, regardless of breast size. I'm a bit skeptical, but she was pretty convincing. I'll send you a link to her website. ;)

Buck said...

I had to use my fingers to go "A... B... C..." etc. The mind just BOGGLES. I can NOT visualize this.

Christina LMT said...

Buck, you and me both. Hence the blogpost title. :D

Brigid said...

At least they HAVE measurements. Around these parts all that's known is something called the ISH.

(Indiana Standard Handful).

I guess I need to get out more.

Christina LMT said...

ROFLMAO!

ISH...it's brilliant. :D

Lissa said...

But hey, O's would provide great bellyband camouflage, right? My lack-of-rack puts that mode of gun-carry right out.

K. Erickson said...

I seem to recall the rallying cry of small breasted women everywhere which is appropriate in these circumstances..."More than a mouthful is a waste."

Mike W. said...

Uhh, I have a hard time visualizing anything above E or F.....but O!? I wasn't aware sizes wen't that high.

B's and C's are nice. Hmmm, "before children?" I don't even want to think about what "O's" would be like after children.

Christina LMT said...

Lissa, I don't even want to go there!

K, that depends on the size of the mouth, now doesn't it? ;)

Mike, she'd probably need a wheelbarrow to cart 'em around.

Mike W. said...

Ok, so between this post and Sabra's I decided to do some googling and have now seen some things I wish I could unsee.

I'll have to share the research findings the next time I'm inthe GBC chat.

This just reaffirms why I'm a booty fan.

Zelda said...

I just got fitted for bras recently. The horrid bitch told me I was an H and then talked me into buying the most hideous bras ever. I paid way too much for them and I hate them. I hate large boobs and I truly cannot understand why anyone wants them. I'm bitter too.

Christina LMT said...

I'm sorry, Zelda! :(

You are beautiful. I'll send you the link to the website in a facebook message (don't want her to find this blog...).

Zelda said...

Thanks. They really do have some pretty ones.

Christina LMT said...

It's my pleasure, Zelda!