Saturday, February 06, 2010

Nightmare

I had a horrible nightmare last night, the kind of nightmare that stays with you far longer than it ever should.

In this dream, my EX-roommate (the one in Las Vegas, I mean), who inexplicably was represented by Norm MacDonald, was pissed off at me for some reason. Really pissed off. So pissed off, in fact, that he grabbed my dog Tucker and broke Tucker's front leg with his bare hands.

I was understandably horrified by this turn of events, but instead of calling the cops, I merely kept bleating, "It's $3000 to fix his leg!"

And the dream continued on, covering a day or so, throughout which Tucker cried and yelped piteously whenever he tried to put any weight on that leg. Ugh. Horrible.

I woke up at some point and cuddled Tucker even tighter, murmuring, "Poor baby! Poor baby!"

I'm having a hard time forgetting this one.

13 comments:

Old NFO said...

Yep, that IS a weird one... No answers from this corner...

Christina LMT said...

I often have bizarre dreams, but I hate the ones where others are injured and I'm helpless to prevent it.

Putz said...

texas, oh my god, i know i lost track of you, but lest we forget, and so we never forget, you remind me still of my life in vegas, washington and 25th,

Christina LMT said...

LOL! Long time no "see", Putz! How the hell are you?

Yeah, like you, I got the hell out of Vegas, as quickly as I could.

Buckskins Rule said...

It must be the time of year. I NEVER remember dreaming at all, and yet, for the past three nights, I have had vivid dreams that I can remember.

And none of them make the slightest bit of sense.

Christina LMT said...

Buckskins Rule, sometimes that kind of dream is the most fun! The kind you just shake your head over. Or scratch your head over! As the case may be. :D

Suldog said...

That's horrifying! I hope the dream has NO import whatsoever :-)

Christina LMT said...

Thanks, Jim. Me, too!

Roismhaire said...

Hope it's out of your head now!

Brigid said...

Gad - that sounds bad.

Not as bad as the one years ago where I was trapped in an elevator with Ted Kennedy and an erection, but close.

Christina LMT said...

Roismhaire, time heals all wounds, or something to that effect! :D

Brigid, your nightmare is several orders of magnitude worse than mine. UGH!

Wai said...

Brigid, at least in your dream, you weren't trapped in a sinking car with Ted Kennedy and an erection.

phlegmfatale said...

What a terrible nightmare! I'm glad it was only a dream and your baby is okay.