Like THAT would ever work where my kids are concerned!
Observed at the spa's front desk the other day:
(Receptionist S., answering the phone...)
S.: (After obligatory greeting, listing of specials, etc.) You'd like to schedule a massage?...For today or tomorrow?...Do you have a preference for a male or female therapist?...Female? Okay...............
(as she is listening, S. is turning several shades of red; finally, her face resembles a tomato.)
S.(squeaks): NO!!! (slams down the phone.)
Apparently, Dude asked her, "Will the masseuse suck my dick for a happy ending?"
Poor innocent. That's nothing! Heck, I could tell her stories from when I worked the front desk...!