Monday, February 02, 2009

TallyAngel and Chaos...don't read this!

Like THAT would ever work where my kids are concerned!

Observed at the spa's front desk the other day:

(Receptionist S., answering the phone...)

S.: (After obligatory greeting, listing of specials, etc.) You'd like to schedule a massage?...For today or tomorrow?...Do you have a preference for a male or female therapist?...Female? Okay...............
(as she is listening, S. is turning several shades of red; finally, her face resembles a tomato.)

S.(squeaks): NO!!! (slams down the phone.)

Apparently, Dude asked her, "Will the masseuse suck my dick for a happy ending?"

Poor innocent. That's nothing! Heck, I could tell her stories from when I worked the front desk...!

7 comments:

Suldog said...

Well, please do!

Buck said...

LOL... I'm with Jim!!

OTOH... people wonder why I'm so hung up on manners and such these days; this is a classic example. OTO, O, H... there's nothing quite like getting to the point. ;-)

TallyAngel said...

Heh...I just read it!

memory_lucky12 said...

Meh too!

Christina LMT said...

Jim and Buck...I've got to retain some sense of mystery, you know! And Buck, I'm with you on the manners. Bad manners (especially in kids) is one of my biggest pet peeves.

Tally and Chaos, bad girls! Consider yourselves virtually grounded!

TallyAngel said...

Oh great...;) Anyways, that guy is an a$$hole.

Christina LMT said...

I agree!