You had to've been there...
Me (receiving a totally BRUTAL deep-tissue massage by K.): You know, after a day of doing massage my right shoulder is totally jacked-up right *here* (digging my thumb just into the space between shoulder and armpit).
K: The coracoid process?
Me: The coracoid process is more medial, isn't it?
K: No, the coracoid process, you know (crooking her pointer finger), it's the head of the pecker!
K: The bird's pecker!
Me: You mean the beak, right?
K: Yeah, the thing the bird pecks with. Damn, I can't get my tongue wrapped around my IQ today!
Much hilarity ensued. Also when I told her she'd make a great dominatrix (this while I was whimpering in pain as she was mauling my scapulae). She told me to bark like a dog...