Always turn the light on BEFORE breaking up a dogfight which is raging at 2AM on top of your sleeping bod.
And don't let pups bring rawhide chews into bed with them...
I know the picture quality sucks ass, but I couldn't get the camera to focus better.
The stuff that looks like peeling skin around the bite? A massage therapist's best friend: Liquid bandage
Yes, I'm aware I've got "big guns", they're my not-so-secret massage weapon, especially my elbows.
And yes, I'm glow-in-the dark pale (aka "fish-belly white").