Friday, June 08, 2012

And then there was...

the douchenozzle in front of me on Route 1 who decided to go to McDonald's. Which would be fine, except he decided to slow down and come to an almost complete stop in the TRAVEL LANE of the highway before making the right turn, instead of getting onto the shoulder (or "breakdown lane", as they title it here quaintly...).

Front-mounted RPG launcher. Just sayin'.


Anonymous said...

Car Wars - Steve Jackson Games
new edition coming soon

-- Alan Rognlie

Ross said...

Read "Why Johnny Can't Speed" by Alan Dean Foster. It's in a collection of short stories called "With Friends Like These...".

Personally, I want the contact mines under my taillights so I can give tailgaters a BIG surprise.

Suldog said...

My Father had a button on the dashboard that vaporized drivers he deemed worthy of annihilation.

Well, not really, of course, but he pretended he did and it saved his sanity more than once.