Monday, December 15, 2008

No.

No, I will not massage the front of your throat. I know you say you have some scar tissue build-up, but I'm not massaging your windpipe. Nor your Adam's Apple, nor your hyoid, nor any of the other delicate structures there. Sheesh. Now get over it, and enjoy the massage I can do on the REST of your neck.

6 comments:

Blondefabulous said...

Um... why would you want someone to massage the front of the throat unless they have a sick fascination with erotic asphyxiation(sp)?

Weird.

Christina LMT said...

Yeah, I thought it was odd. Especially since it was a deep tissue massage! That's the same guy I mentioned in comments a few posts back who wanted to take a nap on the table after the massage. Sorry, go back to your room if you want to sleep! We have other therapists waiting to use this room.

Buck said...

THAT is pretty weird, but I'm sure it ain't the strangest thing you've ever heard... professionally speaking.

Christina LMT said...

Not even close, Buck...;)

kvegas911 said...

Yup, I'm with Blondie...sucker has a thing for autoerotic asphyxia. Your clients never fail to astound me!

Christina LMT said...

Believe me, I know. They never fail to surprise me, too.