Saturday, November 15, 2008

I hate herpes*

Because nothing says, "Welcome to our spa, I know you'll have a simply wonderful time!" like a HUGE FUCKING COLD SORE. Ugh.



*Clarification: I DO NOT have the nasty, Derek Jeter/Jessica Alba crotch variety, kthnx.

10 comments:

Blondefabulous said...

Well, you aren't THAT kind of masseuse where having a cold sore will ruin the happy ending, right??

Christina LMT said...

Well, if I were, I'd use a condom!

Seriously, though. I know it's barely noticeable, but to me it seems gigantic, and that I walk around with a flashing neon arrow pointing at my lip.

Thank God I have medication for it!

Buck said...

Ya... cold sores SUCK. I feel for ya, Christina.

Trashman said...

Jessica is afflicted????

Christina LMT said...

Thanks, Buck. Thanks to the medication, it's already almost gone.

Trash, you mean I know something you DIDN'T know?

According to the gossip rags, Derek Jeter has herpes and is pretty indiscriminate in spreading it around. You know, the gift that keeps on giving! And Jessica has a prescription for Valtrex, or something. Of course, I have a prescription for Valtrex, and do NOT have genital herpes, but my prescription is for one day only, not the daily maintenance. So who knows? Only Jessica, her pharmacy, her doctor, and hopefully her husband!

yournamehere said...

Is Derek Jeter the Johnny Appleseed of the Herp?

Christina LMT said...

You got it in one, YNH!
And what boggles my mind are the hordes of mindless bimbettes lining up to receive his "gift", despite it being an open secret that he's got the Herp (I hereby shamelessly steal your term.)

Trashman said...

Now my Jessica fantasies will have to include protection and other adjustments.

phlegmfatale said...

OOh, terrifying - the prospect of a herpe jumping on you. Eep!

TallyAngel said...

LOL