Monday, October 20, 2008


I was invaded by the Panty Brigade today. The first four massages I had were ladies of a certain age...and they all kept their undies on. And all of said undies were of the type affectionately known as "Granny Panties." Explain to me how I'm supposed to massage your lower back, which you asked me to focus on, if your underwear goes all the way up to your waist?! Granted, I can roll the waistband down a little, but that (literally) only goes so far. And no, I won't massage your glutes by reaching into or under your panties. You're the one who put that barrier there, and I have to respect it. If you want your 'tocks massaged, take the frickin' underwear off BEFORE YOU GET ON THE TABLE. What, it's okay for me to touch it, but God forbid I actually SEE your ass?! Give me a break.


HollyB said...

That's just ridiculous!
I've been seeing massage therapists since my accident in Ft.Davis about a month ago. Since my lower back is where the main problem is, it would NEVER occur to me to leave my panties on!
Shoot, I guess I am just an exhibitionist compared to these ladies.

Christina RN LMT said...

No, you just have common sense and are not hampered by a foolish excess of modesty!

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