Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Say it ain't so!!!

You are 31% hippie.
 

You're not in the lowest bracket of non-hippie-hood, but you're close. I advise a field trip to a food co-op or a farmer's market. Do a few interviews and take notes, because there will be a quiz next week to see if you've learned anything.

Are you a hippie?
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Okay, I'm lactose intolerant! I drink soy milk! That doesn't make me a hippie!

21 comments:

Lissa said...

Oh crap, soy milk makes you a hippie? Like you, I'm lactose intolerant -- not fair!!

Bag Blog said...

The questions were very limited. Most people would think that I am a hippie, if you saw how and where I live. But my conservative answers fixed that, and I'm only 12% hippie - Yippie!

Christina LMT said...

Dangit. I answered as honestly as possible, but obviously, the quiz is skewed!

Paul in the wilderness. said...

0% Hippie. Really.

Christina LMT said...

Damn. That's amazingly impressive.

Mulligan said...

11%

I suddenly feel the need for a haircut

OhGawd. Word verification is shagge

Christina LMT said...

ROFLMAO!

Buck said...

17%

I dabbled in a lot of "alternative" stuff in the past and LIVED quite a bit of it, too, so I'm baffled at the outcome. But I agree with Lou, the quiz asked all the wrong questions.

Christina LMT said...

Yuppers. Obviously WRONG. :D

Shannon said...

I've always known you were a closet Granola, Christine - the first step to rehabilitation is admitting it.

Paul in the Wilderness said...

I would'nt say impressive as much as boring. Some questions came close; I like organic milk (I also like meat I kill myself) for the taste, but I usually buy regular.
Depending on circumstances, up to 1/3 hippie is okay.

Christina LMT said...

Shannon, them's fighin' words! ;)

Thanks, Paul...but I'm enjoying wallowing in my misery for now.

Paul in the Wilderness said...

Stop that! No wallowing! Thats you're inner Hippie talking!

Perhaps you need the 12 step anti-hippie program, since Canada is 2/3 hippie, it's quite popular.

As an aside, I sent your blog URL to my RMT, and it helped me to answer a few questions that I had; Thank you.

Ambulance Driver said...

Suuuuure you're not a hippie... Moonbeam.

Stop fighting your inner nature, go stock up on tofu, and stop shaving your legs.

But wait until after this weekend, mmmkay?

Christina LMT said...

Okay, Paul! 12-Step Program, hmmm? I'll have to see if one is available down here in Texas.
I'm glad I could help you out a bit, if you have any other questions, don't hesitate to ask.

AD, what do you mean? You don't want to see my legs in all their unshaven glory?!

Jeez, there's no pleasing some men.

And watch who you call Moonbeam, Buttercup!

Beth said...

what out Christina you're in Texas now don't they just shoot hippies on sight??

Christina LMT said...

Beth, so far I believe I've flown under the radar...luckily for me!

Paul in the Wilderness said...

You can condense the 12 steps into one;
I don't know about Texas, but in Canada, you get 1,000 anti-hippie points if you have a gun.
If it's a handgun, a million points. Recently I bought a used Colt Python, (took almost a year!) and now I am percived by some as Satan himself. I work in the Insurance industry, so up here, it's relatively conservative, so I havent been fired yet. God help me if anyone finds out I used to have a Steyr AUG!

P.S. one of my co-workers claims you can buy guns from vending machines in Texas, I know it's not true, but how difficult is it? (btw, some Canadians actually belive this!!!)

Christina LMT said...

No vending machines, but certainly not too difficult, assuming one has the money and is not a felon.

Mike W. said...

I KNEW IT! You've been hiding your dirty hippieness from us Christina!

Christina LMT said...

Mike...I shower at LEAST once a day. And I can't abide patchouli. I guess you're forgiven for not sniffing me out sooner. So to speak. ;)